A highly unofficial title

Apparently,
I’m the guru.

My colleagues started the joke. I bought the domain. Now we all have to live with it.

An empty office chair with blue fabric and a small service bell

The title came first.
Expertise pending.

It began as an office joke. Buying the domain felt like the only responsible response.

A chrome desk bell and a blank sticky note on a blue pedestal

Bring me your question.

Answers are confident. Accuracy is more of a team effort.

Keep it short. The guru has meetings.

Official guidance

Wisdom is currently accepting questions.